I am JD, and I am one arrogant mother fucking asshole. I do not give a fuck what you think about me. Because I know that in the end, when I look at myself in the mirror, I fucking smile. I carry a crowbar in my car. Just in case. P.S. I am a girl. I love talking to people and making them feel better about themselves, a lot of people think I would make a great shrink, though I prefer reynolds wrap, if you don’t get that joke go look around your kitchen. AIM: savi0rc0mplex MSN: cagedcobra@hotmail.com Twitter: @agentasshole Yhaoo!: ASK! Tumblr (3.0; @agentasshole)http://agentasshole.net/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq4a98Uoq61qzcwzbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://agentasshole.net/post/23917529268http://agentasshole.net/post/23917529268Mon, 28 May 2012 02:58:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4q0omY12k1qam3y0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://agentasshole.net/post/23917509151http://agentasshole.net/post/23917509151Mon, 28 May 2012 02:57:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pyopnAUJ1qd7ibwo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://agentasshole.net/post/23916768555http://agentasshole.net/post/23916768555Mon, 28 May 2012 02:35:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3sz5vkmrx1r30f6io1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.1000notes.com/post/23916045324" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-absolute-best-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://psych-facts.tumblr.com/post/22773850984/having-something-to-look-forward-to-can-make-you" target="_blank">psych-facts</a>:</p> <p>Having something to look forward to can make you happier. </p> <p> Submitted by <a href="http://psychology2010.com/" target="_blank">psychology2010</a></p> <p class="gone"><a href="http://you-will-love-this-blog-on-your-dashboard.ishowedyou.com" target="_blank">Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard</a></p></blockquote>http://agentasshole.net/post/23916616591http://agentasshole.net/post/23916616591Mon, 28 May 2012 02:31:14 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://titytwochainz.tumblr.com/post/23916159553/black-dynamite-is-the-funniest-movie-ever" target="_blank">titytwochainz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Your opinion is invalid</p> </blockquote> <p>I LOVE BLACK DYNAMITE!</p>http://agentasshole.net/post/23916478116http://agentasshole.net/post/23916478116Mon, 28 May 2012 02:27:22 -0400<p><a href="http://mcakeface.tumblr.com/post/23916165932/follow-this-blog-you-will-love-it-on-y" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mcakeface</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><small><em><small><em><small>　</small></em></small></em></small>Follow this blog, you will love it on y—</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pyv1n9Gx1qdxrcc.png"/></p></blockquote>http://agentasshole.net/post/23916468175http://agentasshole.net/post/23916468175Mon, 28 May 2012 02:27:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4m0d5ip5w1qepmy8o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4m0d5ip5w1qepmy8o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4m0d5ip5w1qepmy8o5_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4m0d5ip5w1qepmy8o6_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://agentasshole.net/post/23916331663http://agentasshole.net/post/23916331663Mon, 28 May 2012 02:23:23 -0400<p><a href="http://daitro.tumblr.com/post/23916263485/earlier-i-was-in-the-drive-thru-at-in-n-out-and-i" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">daitro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Earlier I was in the drive thru at In N Out and I was watching this old man cry to these three 15/16 year old boys about something, I had my window up so I couldn’t hear, but I knew he was begging for money and I expected the boys to just put up a front and walk away but all three of them reached into their back pockets for their wallets and pulled their money together to give it to the old man.</p> <p>Despite whether or not he was legit, a bit of my hope has been restored in this generation.</p></blockquote>http://agentasshole.net/post/23916284766http://agentasshole.net/post/23916284766Mon, 28 May 2012 02:22:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4luaaD43t1qabn7to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://agentasshole.net/post/23916185555http://agentasshole.net/post/23916185555Mon, 28 May 2012 02:19:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kx3sZGgO1qe31lco1_r5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kx3sZGgO1qe31lco2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alecshao.tumblr.com/post/22488906439/aleksandra-domanovic-stack-2011" target="_blank">alecshao</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://aleksandradomanovic.com/" target="_blank">Aleksandra Domanovic</a> - <em>Stack,</em> 2011</p> </blockquote>http://agentasshole.net/post/23916136157http://agentasshole.net/post/23916136157Mon, 28 May 2012 02:18:10 -0400““As an atheist, I see nothing “wrong” in believing in a God. I don’t think there is a God, but belief in him does no harm. If it helps you in any way, then that’s fine with me. It’s when belief starts infringing on other people’s rights when it worries me. I would never deny your right to believe in a God. I would just rather you didn’t kill people who believe in a different God, say. Or stone someone to death because your rulebook says their sexuality is immoral. It’s strange that anyone who believes that an all-powerful all-knowing, omniscient power responsible for everything that happens, would also want to judge and punish people for what they are.””<br/><br/> - <em><p>Ricky Gervais: “Why I’m an Atheist”</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrqbazq5Yn1qaa9xe.gif"/></p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itscandidlycara.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">itscandidlycara</a>)</p></em>http://agentasshole.net/post/23916072628http://agentasshole.net/post/23916072628Mon, 28 May 2012 02:16:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39tavC2fG1r05y5ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://agentasshole.net/post/23915912621http://agentasshole.net/post/23915912621Mon, 28 May 2012 02:12:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m419r3mLIN1ruwaq6o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://agentasshole.net/post/23915819067http://agentasshole.net/post/23915819067Mon, 28 May 2012 02:09:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ppcn9dn01rvzcp9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://agentasshole.net/post/23915713921http://agentasshole.net/post/23915713921Mon, 28 May 2012 02:06:58 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://veganjesus.tumblr.com/post/23911187051/thegleefulhouseelf-im-a-walking-paradox-hey" target="_blank">veganjesus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thegleefulhouseelf.tumblr.com/post/23901884338/im-a-walking-paradox-hey-canadians-have-fun-at" target="_blank">thegleefulhouseelf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://im-a-walking-paradox.tumblr.com/post/23899443698/hey-canadians-have-fun-at-school-tomorrow" target="_blank">im-a-walking-paradox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pkdyKl731qj73kd.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>hey americans have fun paying your health care</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pm7q4zVU1qcnqeu.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2vckfXGhB1qj3mri.png"/></p> <p>Enjoy your taxes.</p> </blockquote>http://agentasshole.net/post/23915697418http://agentasshole.net/post/23915697418Mon, 28 May 2012 02:06:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3clqm1llC1roefkuo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3clqm1llC1roefkuo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3clqm1llC1roefkuo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3clqm1llC1roefkuo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3clqm1llC1roefkuo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3clqm1llC1roefkuo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3clqm1llC1roefkuo7_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://go-fire-ferrets.tumblr.com/post/22237635521/cawatrooper-funny-youtube-comments-to-get-you" target="_blank">go-fire-ferrets</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cawatrooper.tumblr.com/post/22193055571/funny-youtube-comments-to-get-you-through-the" target="_blank">cawatrooper</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Funny Youtube comments to get you through the morning!</p> </blockquote> <p>LOL did you film this with a potato xD</p> </blockquote>http://agentasshole.net/post/23915451958http://agentasshole.net/post/23915451958Mon, 28 May 2012 02:00:15 -0400<span id="video_player_23915350889">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_23915350889",'http://agentasshole.net/video_file/23915350889/tumblr_la7yraOHKt1qzd5tj',400,225,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_la7yraOHKt1qzd5tj_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_la7yraOHKt1qzd5tj_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_la7yraOHKt1qzd5tj_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_la7yraOHKt1qzd5tj_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_la7yraOHKt1qzd5tj_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ecuadatruth.tumblr.com/post/23914133715" target="_blank">ecuadatruth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i will never not reblog this</p> </blockquote>http://agentasshole.net/post/23915350889http://agentasshole.net/post/23915350889Mon, 28 May 2012 01:57:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3sglj53y01qcaq4xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/23880337603/comeonacone-theepichumor-oh-my-god-this-is" target="_blank">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://comeonacone.tumblr.com/post/23872218272" target="_blank">comeonacone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theepichumor.tumblr.com/post/23866842251/oh-my-god-this-is-the-same-girl-who-posted" target="_blank">theepichumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3z6yyRPuE1qbfrsj.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ozpu55QK1qj5gwj.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>MIRANDA.</p> </blockquote>http://agentasshole.net/post/23915281280http://agentasshole.net/post/23915281280Mon, 28 May 2012 01:55:51 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buddhabob.tumblr.com/post/23170441438/quinnf4brays-lucyforpromqueen" target="_blank">buddhabob</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://quinnf4brays.tumblr.com/post/22640105492/lucyforpromqueen-quinnf4brays-there-are" target="_blank">quinnf4brays</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lucyforpromqueen.tumblr.com/post/22638674651/quinnf4brays-there-are-animals-called-dikdiks" target="_blank">lucyforpromqueen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://quinnf4brays.tumblr.com/post/22633300950/there-are-animals-called-dikdiks" target="_blank">quinnf4brays</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>there are animals called dikdiks</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ooy8C2vN1r9ba5b.jpg" width="200"/></p> </blockquote> <p>pronounced.. dick-dicks?</p> </blockquote> <p>no pronounced xylophone</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44k6tLMFB1qbxllr.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://agentasshole.net/post/23915233471http://agentasshole.net/post/23915233471Mon, 28 May 2012 01:54:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://escargoon.tumblr.com/post/23914047286" target="_blank">escargoon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why do you all have low self esteem</p> <p>you’re all really great</p> <p>stop being idiots.</p> </blockquote>http://agentasshole.net/post/23915217573http://agentasshole.net/post/23915217573Mon, 28 May 2012 01:54:11 -0400